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This is a video of a new father after learning how to get his child’s toy telephone to say ‘motherf’er’. Based on the fact that he took the time to videotape himself doing it and then posted it on Youtube, he’s probably going to be a terrible parent. Still, beats a dad who’ll leave you under a laundry basket with a cinderblock on top of it while he goes out drinking. Or does it? I call it a toss-up. BTW—-Push my water bowl a little closer? Thanks.